Touch Grass Simulator

Because Actually Going Outside Is Overrated.

Pet virtual grass in glorious 90s pixel art!
Unlock sarcasm, collect achievements, and rack up your "nature" stats—without leaving your desk.
Features looping grass sounds, customizable hands, fake notifications, and just enough existential dread to keep it real.

**Can you achieve Photosynthesis Mode, or will you be distracted by your smart fridge?
Touch. Pet. Repeat.
Your ancestors would be so proud (probably).**